youarebeyondloved:

Brain and its functions

two sets of jaws, moray eel? now you’re just gettin greedy

nintendofunclub:

dennys:

Mom, thanks for teaching me independence and responsibility. 

the dennys tumblr confuses the hell outta me.

looks like the baby is flying backwards

I got 99 problems with Great Gatsby and Jay-Z is all of them.

Hipsters and fandom unite in perfect harmony in this little paper doll, seen at Schmancy Toys in Seattle.

Man plays with that paper doll, people know he’s not afraid of anything.

BABY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND BABY RYAN GOSLING

I ACTUALLY YELPED

BuzzFeed, The 45 Most Legendary Pictures Ever Taken

what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"

delibagel:

mightevenbeagoodone:

so have you considered the metaphysics of yo gabba gabba

these characters obviously have their own personalities, hopes, and dreams. what is the morality of dj lance rock robbing them of their life force at the end of every episode?

when he says “it’s almost time to go” and they all say “awwwwww” is it because they know the oblivion that awaits them?

my friend says it might not be cruel to seal them in the airless darkness and in their own plastic flesh if it’s like suspended animation and they are unaware of the time passing. also if dj lance rock created them and grants them life of his own goodwill

dj lance rock giveth and dj lance rock taketh away

he also shrinks down to their size to play with them and teach them lessons

basically i’m asking if dj lance rock is jesus

well yeah

lends credence to the people insisting jesus was black

and, well

ofwillgkta:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

no this is omg what NO

Allie Brosh, Depression Part Two

Hyperbole and a Half: Depression Part Two

I am so, so glad Allie Brosh is back.