When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
Holy shit whaaaat
i feel like my brain just imploded.
This is an incredible achievement
What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she was someone who cried a lot, or texted too often, or had an eating disorder, or wanted too much/too little sex, or generally felt anything beyond the realm of emotionally undemanding agreement. That does not make these women crazy. That makes those women human beings, who have flaws, and emotional weak spots. However, deciding that any behavior that he does not like must be insane– well, that does make a man a jerk.
And when men do this on a regular basis, remember that, if you are a woman, you are not the exception. You are not so cool and fabulous and levelheaded that they will totally get where you are coming from when you show emotions other than “pleasant agreement.”
When men say “most women are crazy, but not you, you’re so cool” the subtext is not, “I love you, be the mother to my children.” The subtext is “do not step out of line, here.” If you get close enough to the men who say things like this, eventually, you will do something that they do not find pleasant. They will decide you are crazy, because this is something they have already decided about women in general."
This is one of my favorite childhood stories.
WHAT THE FUCK
I read this very version of this story as a child and it stuck with me my entire life. I even dressed as Jenny for Halloween one year. No one got the reference. :*(
Ask and you shall receive. Behold - The Majestic Moose
oh my god
I am actually choking and in painnnn I’m too sick to laugh this hard gonna throw up
oh god it’s back on my dash. I swear this will forever be the best thing anyone has ever done for me
Is anyone else as done as I am